can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
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