Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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