What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
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