Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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