of course. lets lasso hookers.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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