it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also, beer. Big fan.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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