He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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