if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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