with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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