Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
He passed out mid-signature
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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