That's intense
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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