I just pynch a tree in the face
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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