i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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