I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Semen is not good for contacts.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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