she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
worst night to have a conscience
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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