id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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