I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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