I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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