apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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