C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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