Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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