It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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