a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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