It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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