And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
the day after is always just damage control
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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