We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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