don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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