i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
