I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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