did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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