i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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