I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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