He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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