I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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