i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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