She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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