I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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