Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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