there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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