she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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