my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Boobs speak an international language.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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