If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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