So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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