Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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