Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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