found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
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