Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Randomize
