I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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