I think I am morally bankrupt
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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