first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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