Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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