Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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