And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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