Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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