I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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