It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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