he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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