what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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